): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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