he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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