Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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