Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize