hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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