I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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