just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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