like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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