She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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