I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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