I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
operation have a gay friend backfired
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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