is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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