ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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