3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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