Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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