My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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