Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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