I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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