FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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