is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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