I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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