also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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