I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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