I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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