That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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