Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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