just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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