I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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