I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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