I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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