i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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