Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize