It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
should my penis look like a turkey
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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