Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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