i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
