can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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