Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
