I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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