Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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