In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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