Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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