We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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