guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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