they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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