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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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