I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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