U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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