your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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