if you like me you must not know who I am
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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