doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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