so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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