So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
ugly people sure do ruin things
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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