I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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